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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 1 decade ago

helpp? need stuff thats weird and random and funnnnn?

alright me & four of my friends are lookingg for stuff thats weird/random/fun to do today.

we've already gotten:

Make t-shirts and paint!

Pick 4 random people and invite them to lunch!

Find an 8 year old to sing with

Make sock puppet YOUTUBE VIDEO!

Find a willing person - saran wrap from the neck down - then duct tape them

TRY TO BREAK A WORLD RECORD

Poop outside/in our diapers

Water balloons

Disguise billy as girl

Ketchup filled sock war!

&& we need more weird things to doo.

please helpp us,

thanks(:

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    "50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

    *Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

    *Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

    *Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

    *Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

    *Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

    *Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

    *Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters/computers.

    *Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

    *When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.

    *Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

    *Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.

    *Play with the automatic doors.

    *Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

    *While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

    *Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

    *Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

    *Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

    *Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

    *As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

    *Put M&M’s on layaway.

    *Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

    *Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

    *Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

    *Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

    *Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

    *TP as much of the store as possible.

    *Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

    *Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

    *When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

    *When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

    *Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

    *Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

    *Take bets on the battle described above.

    *Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

    *While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

    *Hold indoor shopping cart races.

    *Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.

    *Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

    *Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

    *Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

    *Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

    *Two words: “Marco Polo.”

    *Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

    *“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

    *In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

    *When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

    *Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

    *When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

    *Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

    *Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it."

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  • 4 years ago

    1. If you fold down a guys middle finger to his palm, and measure it from that point to the unfolded tip of the middle finger, that's actually how long his manhood is. 2. Now that you know how to find the length of his manhood, to find his circumference of it (that's around it) take his forefinger (pointer finger) and middle finger place them together and wrap your forefinger(pointer finger) and thumb and form a circle gently around his two fingers, slide your forefinger(pointer finger) tighter until you make a closed circle around those fingers, slide your circled fingers off and that's how round his manhood is. 3. If you place your thumb and forefinger(pointer) together and place your finger/thumb over the bridge of your nose its exactly the length of your nose. 4. If you bend your arm at the elbow and measure from the inside of your arm at the bend to the bottom of your wrist, that is actually the length of your bare foot. 5. If you stretch out both arms and get someone to measure from the tip of your middle finger on your right hand across your back to the tip of your middle finger on your left hand, that is actually your height. 6. If you gently grab and squeeze a persons chin using your thumb and forefinger, squeezing together, it will tell if that persons first child will be either a boy or a girl. If its a boy when you squeeze the chin will be smooth, but if the chin has a slit in the middle of it, it will be a girl. 7. If you hold your hand flat out and separate your pinkie finger from the others and place the bottom of your earlobe in the crook of your two fingers (that's between your pinkie and ring fingers) the top of your ear will be the same size as your pinkie finger.

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