Is this a Jesus's miracle for Madonna?

Question

.....8 years ago she was 48, today she says she's 50.

..or is she just terribly bad at simple arithmetics?

Answer 1

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Thanks for the info, melting media reflux.

Madonna must have thought 42 and said 49.

She's perfectly good at sums, except the 7 times tables.

When she's 56 she'll say she's 49.

It's all the Seven Deadly Sins confusing her.

Answer 2

That red bracelet slows down the aging process and allows her to communicate with the dead. She got personal permission for Jesus to be mounted on the crucifix for her Live to Tell performance.

Answer 3

She's 50. My cousin attended public schools with her through graduation at Rochester Adams High in Michigan. He says nobody knew her because she ignored them all and marched to her own drummer.

She was an honors student who headed straight to ballet class after school every day. My cousin said nobody knew how to take her- she was just driven, period. Nonstop energy and learning.

Answer 4

She's using creationist math, so it might be a Jesus miracle.

Source(s): 4.5 billion = 6000 56 = 50

Answer 5

I'm betting it's the latter. :)

Answer 6

no.....but you do have Lemon appeal :)