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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke - Difference between Balls and Guts?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    jf'ingc Steve!! lmfao!

  • Nancy
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Yeah. Two guts is a balls

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sounds like a Weekend at the Professor's house.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha ur right there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death hahaha

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  • 1 decade ago

    Glory

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Was just on here recently, my sister sent me this forward like a YEAR ago...sorry you were tardy to the party (Brian Griffin), but.....

    It was brilliant when I first heard it, tho.

    Keep posting, thx.

    PEACE

  • JC
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, but one is a slow tortured death while the other is a quick merciful one.

    I'll let you figure out which is which.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao.....Balls I can Swallow....but Guts just make me puke....x

  • Hey that's fabulous, extraordinary, hilarious, don't know how to qualify it!!!!!!!!

    Excellent joke!!!!!!!!!!

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