Bacon and Eggs for breakfast?

I wanted to have Bacon and Chicken Eggs for breakfast but I ain't got no bacon. What should I have instead? A bowl of cold cereal with milk? Chicken Neggs with toast? An Omelet? or A sirloin steak, medium rare with onions, 2 neggs and topped with mushroom soup gravy which is fried in the pan... show more I wanted to have Bacon and Chicken Eggs for breakfast but I ain't got no bacon. What should I have instead?
A bowl of cold cereal with milk?
Chicken Neggs with toast?
An Omelet?

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A sirloin steak, medium rare with onions, 2 neggs and topped with mushroom soup gravy which is fried in the pan undiluted after removing the steak and onions?
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