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Anonymous asked in Social ScienceDream Interpretation · 1 decade ago

I had the weirdest dream... any ideas what it means?

Okay I was in the mall shopping, nothing strange or unusual when I had the feeling I was being followed. Like a scene in a horror movie I was a dumb azz and turned down a long side hall leading to the outside - about half way down the hall my follower became visible and I could see that my it was a man dressed in an ape costume, he was gaining on me rapidly. I started running, just as I reached outside I was grabbed by this ape man, in one quick football style move he had me up and over his shoulder still running full speed. He threw me in the back of a black suburban and sped away. As I started to panic and hit him on his monkey head with my shoe he pulled into a parking lot behind a building and turned around coming at me, my heart was racing.... then I heard my husband's* voice he peeked at me quickly lifting up the monkey head and then it was on, wild monkey sex right there in the parking lot, broad daylight. I woke up quite flushed uttering "do me monkey man"....

The dream ended up great, one of the best sexual ones I have had in a long time, but being kidnapped an having him dressed as a monkey, what could this mean?

Update:

So many directions.... it could mean so many things.

Auntie, we don't call Ted "hairy" he perfers "fuzzy" so it would be Dirty Fuzzy Ted... that sounds great..

Update 2:

Scoundrel that definately wasn't a dream I recall watching that on the hidden... I mean getting your message while I was out...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Surprisingly seeing a ape or monkey refers back to your sexual nature as Maggie said before. Being kidnapped means that you are not expressing your self like you should and you are being restricted. Since you were thrown into a parked suburban that sybolizes your need to stop and enjoy life. The fact that you are shopping in a mall means you want to make a favorable impression on someone. So pretty much it means you want sex sex sex with someone, and hopefully your hubby*. But I really think you just were too loaded and was watching the move trading places with eddie murphy. Hence the kidnapping, and ape suits and blah blah blah. But it is always a good time for Ted to get out his ape costume and have is wicked way with you. Brings a whole new meaning to monkey trouble.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    WOW!!! I guess this is what 2 pitchers of margaritas followed by a half dozen or so Kamikaze shots while watching "King Kong" on Demand will do to you.

    It's no wonder you had rolled all these activities into one dream. You love to shop, and we just spent 2 hours at Victoria Secret ( I love those private little dressing room shows you do). We watched some playoff football during sex, so that could sub-consciously put great athleticism, skill, moves and hands all into that category. The play by play sure made it fun. I thought it was funny when they called " illegal hands to the face" when you were trying that sit and spin move.

    The black Suburban I think was because of the news. They showed the prep for Washington DC security, and you said how hot it would be to do it " Secret Service style "

    Margaritas again this weekend? Not to sound like a Sci-Fi geek, but could we watch Star Wars this time? I can get my hands on this nifty Stormtrooper costume. Plus I would have a laser rifle.

    Source(s): MHB--LOL!!! many thumbs up to you
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  • 1 decade ago

    It means you are sex starved and this Ape Man and you havent had much time due to different schedules.....which led him to kidnapping you and having hot monkey sex where ever you could get it.

    Um Courtney.....are you sure this was a dream??

    Its ok if you dont want to admit it....but we know your *husband.....and we've seen the Ape Man suit before.

    Well anyway...he is quite a beast!

    Edit...Scoundre love....THAT wasn't a dream either....you really were covered in cream and 5 hot chicks really were all over you.....Snap out of it you 2 ...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well now, let me see. There was a mall, shoes, a monkey suit, a Suburban, heavy breathing, your *husband, and hot sex. Sounds like just another ordinary day for you two.

    Of course, I'm teasing. *wink*

    I think it means the '09 Suburbans are in the showroom and you're waiting to 'test drive' them. It might have something to do with Chevy's slogan, 'Like a Rock'

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm sending some documents over to you immediately, please sign them at once. Also there is a copy of the papers that need signing and returning to Paramount. We start filming in 6 weeks - what a great movie this will make.

    Strangely, I had a weird dream too. I dreamt I was at a party smothered in cream and jello. There were five really hot babes all over me. In the room I could see a guy wandering around looking a bit lost. He seemed to want to join in but said he was looking for someone 'special'. My first thoughts were to send for you to join in but when I phoned I was told you were out shopping.

    Ah well, sweet dreams xxx

    edit

    Ahh, I see the submit actually worked this time. Hi Maggie.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ya, it means that you miss NASB.

    And that Ted is hairy all over? Is this true? Even on his back and buttocks? Yuk! I'm goin to call him Dirty Hairy Ted after this!

    It means you want to be chased. You want to be chased, then caught. By a man (or woman)...the only prerequisite being that he/she be wearing a monkey suit and drive a fast, spaciaous automobile.

    I would help you fulfil your dream but someone mysteriously shaved me recently...I still have a sneaking suspicion it may have been you..

    I'm keeping my eyes on you....

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  • 1 decade ago

    "To see a monkey in your dream, symbolizes deceit. People are working to advance their own interest. They also represent insight and intuition. Alternatively, monkeys also indicate an immature attitude, a playful nature and a mischievous side of your personality."

    I hope I helped! Good day.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ted prefers "fuzzy"?

    Thanks for the tip, Courtney!

    Luv ya!

    Source(s): *snicker...* Calling Dirty Hairy Ted? Dirty Hairy Ted, where are you, my Dirty Hairy Ted?
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  • 1 decade ago

    You lust after me

    No no, admit it

    It's lust

    You'll just have to accept

    That we'll never be together

    And go on with your life

    Without me

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