How do I use a vacuum cleaner as a masturbation aid?
Is that for real, how you doin' that?
Which is the best model to use, AC or DC?
Which buttons do I need to press?
How do I clean up the aftermath?
What other electrical appliances can be used for self gratification, I have a whole bunch of weird things in my kitchen and toolshed.
Are there any safety precautions I should look out for, I wouldn't want to have an accident.
What appliances do the ladies prefer?
Thanking you in advance.