How do I use a vacuum cleaner as a masturbation aid?
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I hear stories about guys using vacuum cleaners for stuff other than housework. Is that for real, how you doin' that? Which is the best model to use, AC or DC? Which buttons do ...show more
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If you attach the round Hose onto the vacumm and turn it on, it will suck off your penis. DONT DO IT. you will end up in ER with a severed penis
I wouldn't because of this very reason: how would you explain something like that to the emergency room staff if something goes wrong?
you got some imagination,,, try a hoover...
Wow...maybe you should just stick to your hand.
Dude! Not a good idea! You will end up bursting blood vessels and you will end up in the hospital with a damaged penis.
Get a girl and get a life.
I don't know about vacuum cleaner, sounds like it'd be painful. The best I ever found was a jar filled with spaghetti, warm spaghetti not hot. Then cover the jar entrance with plastic, poke a hole in the center for your pleasure to go inside.
other ideas are, rubber gloves, 3m gel wrist rests, or just spend 40-60 bucks on a flesh light
nothing wrong with experimenting, just be careful.
When i was 12-14 and my mom would leave me alone, I would put my cock in the vacuum hose. It made a lot of noise as the skin slapped against the sides of the hose It took about 30 seconds before i was brought to my knees with a tic\ticklishness i didnt understand.
I wouldn't do that, and I've tried most things. It could cause damage.
Look at www.jackinworld.com, in the techniques section - that should keep you off the streets for a while.
Look after your penis, it's the only one you will get, and it's got to last a lifetime.
no matter what u use but ur r definatly going to convert ur body to museum of dieses by masturbating.
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