Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
~急~幫我寫出此段影片裡面女主角說的話!!
1 Answer
- 見徵Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
(基本上是一個傻傻可愛的女孩在告解)
41
According to the catholic church,
42
Mortal sin can only be absolved
through the sacred act of confession,
43
But it looks like a
certain w.a.s.p.Princess
44
has recently found herself desperately
in need of a little unburdening.
45
And who is the man
upstairs to discriminate?
46
Forgive me,father,for i have sinned.
47
It's been...
48
A while since my last confession.
49
What troubles you,my child?
50
After being broken up with my
boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes,i...
51
Succumbed to inebriation,
52
performed at a speakeasy and surrendered
my virtue to a self-absorbed ass.
53
The only good news is that he's a total
pig who will act like it never happened.
54
Thank god.
55
Sorry.
56
Truthfully,i'm not even catholic.
57
You don't say.
58
But losing my virginity to chuck bass?
59
None of my friends will ever understand.
60
I'm ready for my punishment.
61
Whatever you and god think
is fair-- flogging,fasting,
62
Putting that thing with the
teeth around my thigh,like silas.
63
How about some food for thought instead?
64
Don't drink.
65
Keep your clothes on.
66
Try avoiding those who
might cause you to stray.
67
Oh,i plan to.
68
Thank you,father.
69
It was very good advice.
70
You don't grant birthday wishes,do you?
71
I'm a priest,not a genie.
72
Well,the next time you talk to him,
73
Would you ask him to send
my boyfriend back to me?
中文
41
根據天主教教規
42
如果犯了不可饒恕的罪行
只能通過禱告來獲得赦免
43
看來某位尊貴的公主
44
最近發現自己非常需要禱告
45
但高高在上的主該譴責誰呢?
46
神父 請原諒我犯下的罪行
47
我上一次禱告...
48
已經是很久以前的事了
49
什么事情困擾了你 我的孩子?
50
和男朋友分手剛20分鐘 我就...
51
沉醉于酒精中
52
在一個聲色場所 表演脫衣舞
還把我的貞操獻給了一個自以為是的混蛋
53
唯一的好消息是 他是個徹頭徹尾的混蛋
所以會當什么事也沒發生過
54
感謝上帝
55
對不起
56
坦白說 我根本不是天主教徒
57
不用你說(我也知道)
58
但我的失身于Chuck Bass?
59
我的朋友沒人會理解的
60
我准備好接受懲罰了
61
任何您和上帝覺得公平的懲罰
例如鞭打 禁食
62
把那種帶齒的鐵鏈綁在我的大腿上
就像賽拉斯那樣
63
何不來一點精神食糧
好好反省一下?
64
不要喝酒
65
別脫衣服
66
遠離那些會讓你走歪路的人
67
喔 我正打算這樣
68
謝謝神父
69
這真是個好建議
70
您能實現我的生日愿望不?
71
我是牧師 不是精靈
72
喔 下次你跟他老人家對話的時候
(上帝)
73
可以叫他幫我把男朋友送回來嗎?
Source(s): subscene.com