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Why does my crotch smell like cat Sh**?

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Ok guys so I just took a shower and put on my pajama pants and now I'm sitting on my couch cross legged and all I smell is a litter box. I don't have a cat and this is really ...show more
Update : I did see a doctor. He told me to ask on Yahoo Answers
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Shampoo the furniture with upholstery cleaner.

Wash your pjs

Wash all your nooks and crannies with soap.

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Not quite as hilarious as some of the other ones, but thank god someone figured it out.
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  • mummerjohn51 answered 6 years ago
    Go take another shower and get a little closer to the water this time.
    Keep your nose out of the litter box.
    Get yourself to another doctor.
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  • Genevieve Estalt answered 6 years ago
    As opposed to the regular smell of shi-? Pick the prick and swab the deck down there. Try using soap, and a different doctor. If my doc told me to even go to webMD I would slap him.
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  • Bobbie answered 6 years ago
    so this is a home and garden quistion?
    I think it is a disgusting quistion to ask people on line that you don't even know.ask a doctor.
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  • Linda answered 6 years ago
    You didnt say if you were female or male. If female, did you wash and douch? If male, pick up that pole and wash between those balls.
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  • Why does my crotch smell like cat Sh**?
    Ok guys so I just took a shower and put on my pajama pants and now I'm sitting on my couch cross legged and all I smell is a litter box. I don't have a cat and this is really worrying me. The smell is debilitating.
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