A:Hellow sir,may I check your passport?
B:No problem,please wait a minute.
B:on no!where is my passport?
A:What?do you lose your passport?
B:Yes,I cann't find it.
A:Would you rememeber where you go today?
B:Yeah,I take the breakfast and then I go to cinema.
A:Then you come here?
B:Yes,I take the taxi to come here.
A:I think you maybe lose your passport in the taxi.
B:I think so,I should call the taxi company and I think I cann't fly today.
A:It's so bad,see you tomorrow sir,and bless you could find your passport.
- Stephen EdwardsLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
A: Passport control officer
A traveller has just disembarked an aeroplane and is at passport control.
(At the passport control desk)
A: Passport and landing card please, sir.
B: No problem, hold on a sec.
B: Ahh no! Where’s my passport!?
A: What? You’ve lost your passport?
B: Yeah, I can't find it!
A: May I ask where you’ve come from today, sir?
A: And you had your passport when you boarded there, did you?
B: Yes, of course.
A: And then you just accidently misplaced the most important thing you need when travelling?
B: I must’ve done.
A: Step this way please, sir.
B: Wait! Come on. There must be a way...
A: This way, sir.
B: Oh for fu…
A: Excuse me, sir?
A: I thought not.
(Both people walk to a small room with a table and two chairs)
A: Take a seat.
B: May I ask how long this is gonna take?
A: You can ask.
B: Oh… So it’s like that?
A: It most certainly is. You say you came from Madrid?
A: And what exactly was the purpose of your visit?
B: I went to do some sightseeing.
A: A holiday… in Spain… A likely story indeed.
A: Travel alone, did you, sir?
B: Look! Will you stop calling me “sir”. We’ve gone past "sir". Just NO MORE "SIR"! OK!?
A: I must say I don’t like your attitude, sir.
B: Can we just get on with it?
A: All in good time. After all… what’s the rush? In a hurry, are we?
B: It’s just that I’ve gotta get back, alright.
A: Madrid… You know there was a terrorist attack in Madrid? You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
A: So you never heard about the Madrid bombings?
B: No. I mean… I heard about it but I wasn’t involved!
A: I never said that you were involved. I never said that. Why would you say something like that?
B: It’s obvious what you meant!
A: Travel alone? Did you?
B: Yeah. But I met some friends there.
A: And what did sir and these so called “friends” engage in whilst in Madrid, if I may be so bold as to ask.
B: I told you already. Sightseeing.
2009-01-10 08:15:49 補充：
A: Sightseeing eh? Seeing sights. Looking at public buildings, landmarks etcetera. Taking photographs. Am I right?
A: Sounds like reconnaissance to me. As it would to any jury.
B: You must be joking.
A: I assure you I am not, sir. Do you know what “waterboarding” is?
2009-01-10 08:16:01 補充：
A: Good. Come this way.
(The officer leads the traveller out)Source(s): Me (英國人), Me (英國人)