How do you get your penis out of a toaster?

I was very bored today, so I put my penis into a toaster. Unfortunately it is stuck and still is. I don't know if I should turn it off either. Please help me as I am starting to lose blood circulation in my penis.
Update: I got my mother to bring me my laptop. I was very bored and wanted to know if my penis would fit in a toaster. Cooking oil has not worked and it is truly stuck.
Update 2: In my attempts to pull it out, I have excited it and it has grown harder.
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