How do you get your penis out of a toaster?

Question

I was very bored today, so I put my penis into a toaster. Unfortunately it is stuck and still is. I don't know if I should turn it off either. Please help me as I am starting to lose blood circulation in my penis.

Answer 1

first unplug the toaster second bang it up against the wall

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well, can't you just have your ma yank on the toaster to get your penis out of it?

You should only turn off the toaster when smoke starts to come out. That's how I know my toast is done. I like it extra dark.

Maybe you shouldn't stick your penis in the toaster again. You need to try something with a wider opening, like a blender.

Answer 4

Ah the old penis toaster trap, we've all been there before my friend. Its really a simple fix once its happened to you a few times, just jump into a bathtub full of cold water with the toaster still plugged in. Once the toast popper clicks it gently pushes your penis out of its sick sick game.

Answer 5

lol push the button down and wait for it to pop out...


Now really... I honestly dont think you'd be on YA if your penis was stuck in a toaster....

Answer 6

Throw water in the toaster and make sure it's plugged in lmao

Answer 7

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Answer 8

hahahahaha LMAO i don't really think that you put your family jewels in the toaster. IF so try using WD-40 it is an oil for cars it is extremely slippery. just relax and make your winner relax so that it can become smaller and then it will be easier to take it off.

Answer 9

You haven't explained ur reason for putin it in there. Boredom isn't truly the reason. U thought you'd jerk off in there which is pretty sad, try an american pie next time.

Answer 10

Ah friend, I know what you're going through. Go to the store and pick up some "I can't believe it's not butter" works like a charm.

Answer 11

When it becomes toast it should pop right out. Be sure to plug it in to meet manufacturers warranty.