Girls and boys,quick before it start"s?

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna... show more A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."

His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."
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