請幫我翻譯這個短片(英文歌)

http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco&feature=...

是蠻有趣的短片

大概也知道在說什麼

但還是希望有人能幫我翻譯一下

謝謝

最好是全部中文化

如果只有歌詞也沒關係

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Here comes a time in every mans life

    當他本來光禿禿的地方開始長毛

    When he grows hair where it used to be bare

    每個男人一生中都必須經歷的時刻便到來了

    I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy

    我知道你覺得很詭異,但是你應該感到開心

    You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy

    你不用有陰X(=X道),那爛透了

    Because periods suck (and commas rule! )

    因為小紅(月X=X經)爛透了(逗點句號的運用法則一樣爛透了)

    This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

    這是性教育,不是文法,白痴!

    When she gives you affection, you better wear protection

    當她愛上你,你最好做好保護措施

    That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?

    因為**的是可能會得到傳染病的,你有沒有注意過阿?

    In Sex Ed, remember what you read

    在這堂性教育課,記得你所讀過的

    Just forget what the others have said

    忘記別人說過什麼

    Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

    上床前用自己的腦筋好好想一想吧

    And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,

    一滴精液就可以讓你生出一個小孩

    And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy

    如果你覺得他們很可愛,那你真是瘋了

    Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry

    小孩爛透了,他們會大便又會哭鬧

    They have the ability to pee in your eye

    他們有本事尿在你的眼睛裡

    (OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )

    (我的天...我的眼睛在燒!!)

    And did we mention

    阿我們有沒有提到

    The risk of getting STDs

    得性病的風險阿

    Not just gross hookers have it

    不是只有噁心的妓女有而已

    Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit

    甚至Dennis Rodman都有可能感染到

    You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?

    你不知道Dennis Rodman是誰喔?

    Well maybe you should watch more basketball

    好吧,我想你該多看點籃球賽

    Wait a second this is not about sports

    等等,這跟運動無關啦

    Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

    一個簡單又迅速的提醒給你,你穿這種衣服釣不到女人的

    When she gives you affection, you better wear protection

    當她愛上你,你最好做好保護措施

    That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?

    因為**的是可能會得到傳染病的,你有沒有注意過阿?

    In Sex Ed, remember what you read

    在這堂性教育課,記得你所讀過的

    Just forget what the others have said

    忘記別人說過什麼

    Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

    上床前用自己的腦筋好好想一想吧

    2008-12-30 17:48:05 補充:

    Your body is growing

    你的身體在成長

    You will get hairy

    你會開始長毛

    Your little voice will start to change

    你的聲音會開始產生變化

    And your no-no place will feel a bit strange

    你私密的地方會變的奇怪

    Your pits will stink

    你腋下之類的地方會變臭

    You'll get zits on your face

    你臉上會開始長青春痘

    2008-12-30 17:48:24 補充:

    Without this knowledge you will scare girls away

    沒有以上這些知識你會把女孩嚇跑的

    So listen to this song every day

    所以每天記得要聽這首歌阿

    2008-12-30 17:56:48 補充:

    2005年的時候,Smosh被他們的高中僱用來製作一個生動又能吸引孩子的性教育mv,

    但當這個mv在課堂上播放時,立刻就被校園禁止而且再也沒被人看過了...直到現在!!

    閉嘴!!!

    A:比利,怎啦

    B:恩...我覺得..我"下面那裡"覺得很奇怪

    A:也許...是因為冰淇淋掉在你褲子上?

    B:是啦...但是...我私密的地方也開始長毛了

    A:噁心死了..你這個變態

    B:這首歌蠢死了(一陣毒打後..)

    B:你們的歌酷斃了...

    Source(s): , 自己
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    3秒就射嗚馬子不-鳥我誰來救救我

    只要120秒馬上感受性藥品.威力

    性藥品讓-我變大鵰王 真high

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  • 1 decade ago

    Smosh他們真的很*

    哈哈

    這首歌 編曲很棒

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