Buy alcohol self check out?

I am 17 and I just got the great idea of how to get alcohol through a self checkout all you have to do is get a bottle of water and a bottle of alcohol. Then scan the water twice and just put the booze in there instead. Also got another idea, just tear off the label of a water bottle or something and put it on... show more I am 17 and I just got the great idea of how to get alcohol through a self checkout all you have to do is get a bottle of water and a bottle of alcohol. Then scan the water twice and just put the booze in there instead. Also got another idea, just tear off the label of a water bottle or something and put it on the alcohol then just put in the bag as normal.

but of course I would never think of doing any of those things...lol
what do you guys think? would it work?

....also as a side note, I was pretty baked when I thought of these lol
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