I got these from bored.com i thought some of them were pretty funny
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You!
Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Guy:So I can check you out
As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me?
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?"
I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"
Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double.
Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm................
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
You smell lets go take a shower.
Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.
Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.
Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list.
mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth!
You come on strong like a garlic milkshake.
I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.
We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly
Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
If you were a Oreo baby, you'd be double stuffed!
I never believed in miracles until I saw you.
Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in