What is the best thing to invest in during an Obamanian presidency?

Question

a) Gold
b) US Treasury Bonds
c) Illegal Immigrant Services
d) Solar Energy
e) Highway Construction Company

Answer 1

Malt Liquor and Organized crime.

Answer 2

I would stick to solid companies that have real value and assets. Particularly, recession proof businesses such as food and medicine. People will always need both. As the Baby Boomers reach retirement in droves, senior health care is going to be booming, as well.

Treasury Bonds are safe but do not yield much. Gold is iffy. The difference is in whether you purchase gold on paper or actually purchase and possess gold. The problem is, gold on paper faces the same problems of bad companies going belly up. Gold in your possession involves service costs to purchase, shipping costs to receive and it is vulnerable to theft.

Solar Energy is tough because it is hard to figure out which company will make the big breakthrough but it is a cinch one of them will be the future microsoft if they come up with a technological breakthrough.

Construction Companies are too volatile even in good times.

My opinion.

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Answer 3

A. GOLD!

Get it in Canadian Maple Leaf tenths (worth about $80usd (closed 843.90 12/21) right now, about the cost of a tank of premium gasoline) so you can use it to buy food and fuel as the economy crashes further the next 18 to 24 months.

Answer 4

Joker Paper, Zig-Zag wraps, Mickey's Big Mouth, and the Plaxico Buress School of Firearm Safety.

Answer 5

Unfortunately, none of your choices are wise investments.

On the other hand, the Obama "kind eyes" dinner plates are virtually guaranteed to yield the highest returns:

http://www.victoryplate.com/?directLoad&uid=645EC3EF994E779135D9009EF3229261

Answer 6

Ammo and stock up on food.

Answer 7

f) food storage - the economy is in deep horse sh*t

Answer 8

gold

Answer 9

KFC, Church's, and Popeye's.

Answer 10

I suggest STOCK
beef stock and chicken stock