School 1960 vs. School 2007‏.......?

Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario 4: Mohammed fails high school English.

1960 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 5: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpertrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 6: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Nice, Here's another one for you.

    Johnny brings a present for his teacher

    1960- Teacher enjoys some nice home baked cookies during morning break, shares with other members of faculty and basically everyone's day is brightened

    2007 - Package is detonated by bomb squad. Johnny is depressed because of teachers reaction to his gift and kills himself. Everyone else is edgy because of "Terror situation", and class is disrupted causing everyone to be a day behind in their work causing them to work harder to catch up. Basically everyone's lives become more stressful except for Johnny who is dead.

  • Nancy
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Just because some teachers are not doing their job doesn't mean that all teachers are not doing their jobs. There are a lot of truly outstanding teachers. While more money does not always solve problems, money is important. Certainly cutting salaries doesn't help anyone. There is no evidence whatsoever that private schools in general are better than public schools in general. In fact, there is a lot of evidence to the contrary. A good number of teachers--probably the majority--have master's degrees. Do you honestly think it is fair to pay such people less than $40,000 a year? Also, do you think an honest person can blame teachers, and only teachers, for failures in the educational system?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this is kinda funny but it sucks cause its true. Life was easier back then without all of todays crap. You pretty much summed it up. All that I can do is just try to abide by it and try not to care.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah ur right, todays society is a joke.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    quite interesting

  • 1 decade ago

    you basically summed up why the world sucks..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ummmmm......

    ok ill star you

    lol:D

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