Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

What happens every five minutes?


Lars Ulrich putting a hit out on a fifteen-year-old girl for downloading Master of Puppets.

Slayer being denied rehearsal space at Auschwitz.

Anthrax making another bad business decision that somehow includes surf shorts.

Dave Mustaine firing another band member in hopes of keep Megadeth “real”.

Lemmy from Motorhead doing two chicks at once and there being not a goddamned thing you can do about it.

Tool worshipping a weird alien demon creature with their drummer trapped in the 9th dimension just so they can make their next music video on MTV look cool… with body paint.

Kiss becoming that much closer to world domination.

Ozzy Osbourne making 1.21giga-dollars.

A member of Korn finding Jesus Christ…in the bottom of a bag of


Robert Plant and Jimmy Page swimming in pools of money.

Testament… What the **** ever happened to them?


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Update 2:

I'll leave this one to the voters, only 2 of yall really answered the question, but neither were that great. Y!A voters of the world UNITE!

5 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    My Chemical Romance writing another radio-friendly emo pop song so they can try to keep their army of 12-year-old schoolgirl fans who dont know real musci

    Trivium kissing a poster of James Hetfield

    Sid Wilson from Slipknot jumping off something REALLY ******* HIGH

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  • 1 decade ago

    King Diamond shatters yet another glass window in a recording studio.

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  • 4 years ago

    its probably a power saving technique, if u click on the battery icon, then select more power options, there should be an option that says choose when to turn off the display, then click that and adjust the time, its probably that, if u r running windows 7

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  • 1 decade ago

    > Slayer being denied rehearsal space at Auschwitz.

    I fukken lol'd so hard. Star for you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's the way sh*t rolls!

    Source(s): P.S I don't think Lemmy is the only one doing that!
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