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yeah i bet - your fiance has saggy t*ts like an old woman, so there was no way for you to tell the difference....
a story inspired by a notorius American Pie scene, Stifler and the grandma? -
R u serious? I think u knew it was ur grandma! C'mon, I'm a virgin..but from what I know..sex is not something you do half-awake. Ur sick.
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lol are u ***** serious??
if u was feelin her
how do u not feel the diff between
a old lady's wrinkly saggin skin
and a younger woman's skin!!
holy sht ur sick! LMAOO -
You couldn't tell the difference between your fiance's body and your grandmother's "old" body?
uhmmm okay.
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LOL!Oh My Goodness,just stay far away from her.
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join the club man..
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you're kidding, right? if u 'felt her,' wouldn't you have noticed that she was... i don't know... flabby? if this is seriously real, i don't know what to tell you, but if it's not, nice one, i believed you for a minute there.
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LMFAO!!! OMG!! that would really suck..man..thats..just bad..
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boohoo! that is funny.think you
tell her it wasn't me it was grandpa -GHOST -
OMG! Go to God for help now
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omgee tell her u thought it was yur girl dude
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... sorry but this is the funniest stuff i ever read..................LOL............wow what did your fiance say??? AND OPEN YOUR EYES LOLLLLLLLL
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thats really gross. how did you not know??@!!
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
funniest **** ive ever read
ur soooooo ******.
Accidental Rape....this isnt good..?
So just to inform you all, my fiance came back to me after all.
But now i have good news and bad news.
We were staying at my grandmas house, and my fiance went to take a shower.
And i was still half asleep.
So a little bit later a i heard some noise coming into the room.
With my eyes closed i got up towards her and took her and put her on the bed, and began to feel her and take her clothes off, eventually, leading to intercourse.
Turns out it was my grandma.
I fell off the bed, she was unconcious, i later tried to appologize, and never recieved any words back from her.
I have no clue how to go about the forgiveness part, help?
STRICTLY LONAN!!!
But now i have good news and bad news.
We were staying at my grandmas house, and my fiance went to take a shower.
And i was still half asleep.
So a little bit later a i heard some noise coming into the room.
With my eyes closed i got up towards her and took her and put her on the bed, and began to feel her and take her clothes off, eventually, leading to intercourse.
Turns out it was my grandma.
I fell off the bed, she was unconcious, i later tried to appologize, and never recieved any words back from her.
I have no clue how to go about the forgiveness part, help?
STRICTLY LONAN!!!
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