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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Christians and atheists: Let us hold hands and pray shall we?

I found this prayer on Myspace and thought I'd share it with everyone this Sunday morning. My question is at the bottom.

"By the power of the raven sorcerer’s mark of the brave honorable fallen slain Valknut and Helm of Terror, oh power of the Norse Aesir pantheon, this is my will to be done...revenge and defend me your loyal warrior son appointed by your grace as king agnar fierce warrior here on midgard, through the great power of the Viking Nidstang hex/curse, a severed horse head mounted on a pole inscribed with terror and death message runic inscriptions- oh this I pray,come be within my great powerful magicians I ask this of thee...[insert names]...IN ARE CONDEMNED TO A PAINFUL EVIL FRIGHTENING STRAW-DEATH BY THE MIGHT AESIR GOD ODIN LORD OF THE GALLOWS-QUEEN GODDESS OF PROPHECY SEERESS FRIGGA, SEIDR MAGIK BIRCH GODDESS FREYA-LADY NORNS PAST URD PRESENT VERDUNDI FUTURE SKULD CONTROL THINE LISTED DESTINY AND CRUSHING FATE-ICELANDIC GALDORBOK GRIMOIRE PASSAGE OF FRIGHT:

Three etin giant SURT thruses I throw to thee!

Three brutally cold isa runes I throw to thee!

And three wicked norse goddess of death Hela Hagal sigal's too..

All the wild wights and all the

Fierce fetches worried and warted thy...."

To what religion does this prayer belong?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    not mine. i have no idea and whoever is praying like that is going to hell

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  • 4 years ago

    No, they'll always be against each other because their beliefs (or lack thereof) are so contradictory. So, if they all convert, maybe. If the Athiests become Christians, yes. If the Christians become Atheists, I can guarantee they'll be doing anything BUT praying. But that will never happen, so the answer to this question is no.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well this was a great way to wake up.

    "a severed horse head mounted on a pole inscribed with terror and death message runic inscriptions"

    Doesn't get much better than that.

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  • It's the Norse religion... A strange prayer at that.

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  • Rick
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    My place in Valhalla is booked, I know the secret of steel.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Will this prayer make my hangover go away? If not, I'm not saying it, my head hurts.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Pagan.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I guess the agnostics can serve punch.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's all Norse to me.

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  • jl
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    tell you what, you pray, I'm gonna find a better question to answer.

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