Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicCelebrities · 1 decade ago


jay leno keeps calling be and asking me what kind of suit i want to be burried in and the other day he stood outside my front door screaming he was gonna give me cancer i dont know what to do i got a court order for him to stay away but he has no regard for the law!

11 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Why would Jay Leno be stalking you? What did you do to him?

    My advice to you, is tell your shrink at your next session, and then you will be safe there in your little padded cell.

  • 4 years ago

    Actually he doesn't really do that, that's just a joke from an episode of Family Guy in which he voices himself.

  • 1 decade ago

    you had better get him soon because he will have a lot of time on his hands when he retires next year. The best offence is a good defence so hang out in places he wouldn't be caught dead in. Strip bars and good restaurants. He's a sissy and very cheap.

  • patsy!
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha why would someone so cool like jay leno be stalking you?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Try to trap him somewhere--lure him into an elevator or a closet or something and then lock the door and hold him ransom.

  • 1 decade ago

    I would feel honored to be stalked and threatened by Jay Leno


  • hahahahaha

    and i hate when he makes fun of my husband Michael Jackson

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you sure you don't need psychiatric help?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oooookay'''you sure he didnt say his name was Lenny and he was ''gay''

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sue his *** or take a picture and show it us. ;]

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