Have you ever been judged poorly by someone who regularly exhibits poor judgment?
Has a teacher ever slapped your hand with a ruler for being unruly?
Did you ever put your shorts on the wrong way because you got the color code backwards?
Do you have the gift of gab, and have tried to B.S. a B.S.'er?
Do you think Christmas will come and the Sci-Fi channel will still think its Halloween?
Do you ever wonder why some people just don't shut-up and go to bed?