What does Billy Graham (A priest) and 30,000 Detroit Lions fans have in common?

They both stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!!!"

What do the Lions and possums have in common?

Both play dead at home, and both get killed on the road.

What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Ring?

A theif

How do the Detroit Lions do math?

0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-16

What's the first sound the Lions fans hear after a victory?

Their alarm clocks

Where is the safest place in a tornado?

The Lions endzone at Ford Field... Why? THEY NEVER SCORE A TOUCHDOWN!

What do you call the Detroit Lions at the Super Bowl?

Spectators

I think you get the picture! lol.

Update:

What do you call 47 people watching the playoffs every year?

The Detroit Lions

Update 2:

What's the difference between a Taliban and the Detroit Lions?

At least the Taliban has a running game!

What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

At least you can get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I laughed the entire time I was reading that. Lol. Good one. You should make some up about the patriots!

  • 1 decade ago

    Billy Graham isn't a priest, he's a pastor/evangelist, but I get the picture.

    About the closest thing I can remember that compares to the Lions futility was the 72-73 Philadelphia 76ers. They went 9-73 that season. It was a team made up of spare parts; their starters were guys who generally would have been, say, 7-8-9 on the depth chart of most NBA teams. If they hadn't jettisoned Roy Rubin in favor of Kevin Loughery after they went 4-47, it would have been even uglier.

    Geez - and just think, that was only one season. My sympathies go out to long suffering Lions fans.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol i thought you was gonna say they were all living ob prayers at this point cause billy graham is oooolldd... and the lions are hoping to do what the fins did last year and pull off a win

    Source(s): (no knock to christians either cause i am one)
  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahaha, that was good.

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