who is better Coffee Or Women ?

You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.

Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

You can always warm coffee up.

Coffee comes with endless refills.

Coffee is cheaper.

You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.

Coffee never runs out.

Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

You can smoke while drinking coffee.

You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.

Coffee smells and tastes good.

You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.

If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

You can always get fresh coffee.

You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.

They sell coffee at police stations.

You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

Coffee goes down easier.

If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.

No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.

Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.

Coffee smells good in the morning.

Coffee is good when it’s cold too.

Coffee stains are easier to remove.

Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.

Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.

Coffee doesn’t shed.

Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.

You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.

No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.

Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month… it’s good all the time.

When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your throat.

Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.

Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.

INSTANT COFFEE!

You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.

It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.

Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.

So Boyzzzz dont be freakz abt women....have a cup of CFFEE

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  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Hi ,

    Nicely done,but there's one important thing, you can't have sex with coffee,you can't hug or kiss coffee,you can't get a date and go out with coffee.. So you better pick a woman are your a lose cause My Friend.

    Lol..

    Your Friend,

    poppy1

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  • Nancy
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Coffee is nice if you don't know the person too well and you are afraid of throwing away an entire evening on them if they end up being a dud, but you want to test the waters and see what could come of it. It's a lot more casual and laid-back then dressing up all nice and going out to a nice restaurant. If you don't like going out for coffee, you could always get something else like tea/hot chocolate or a pastry instead...or propose going to a local deli/diner for a quick lunch. It's the same sort of casual thing, but without the coffee shop! Problem solved :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    But a cup of Coffee can't love you back. Also if you are carrying on conversations with a cup of coffee, I would suggest seeking some professional help.

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  • Janet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Women

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  • 1 decade ago

    Women.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Okay so you marry coffee

    And ask nescafe to help you have children :p

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  • 6 years ago

    Is this just a long winded way of saying that you can't get a girl?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Women, They're hotter!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hilarious !.

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