Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicLyrics · 1 decade ago

Where can I find the lyrics to the Grinch song.?

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  • Gidget
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    1 decade ago
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    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

    You really are a heel.

    You're as cuddly as a cactus,

    You're as charming as an eel.

    Mr. Grinch.

    You're a bad banana

    With a greasy black peel.

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

    Your heart's an empty hole.

    Your brain is full of spiders,

    You've got garlic in your soul.

    Mr. Grinch.

    I wouldn't touch you, with a

    thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

    You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

    You have termites in your smile.

    You have all the tender sweetness

    Of a seasick crocodile.

    Mr. Grinch.

    Given the choice between the two of you

    I'd take the seasick crockodile.

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

    You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

    Your heart is full of unwashed socks

    Your soul is full of gunk.

    Mr. Grinch.

    The three words that best describe you,

    are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

    You're the king of sinful sots.

    Your heart's a dead tomato splot

    With moldy purple spots,

    Mr. Grinch.

    Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

    with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

    rubbish imaginable,

    Mangled up in tangled up knots.

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

    With a nauseaus super-naus.

    You're a crooked jerky jockey

    And you drive a crooked horse.

    Mr. Grinch.

    You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

    sandwich

    With arsenic sauce.

  • 1 decade ago

    http://www.seuss.org/seuss/mr.grinch.html

    you can print it off from there

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