Joke - Is it funny or no?

Tom was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his family. He turned his head to look at his wife. "Ktherine my love, I must know. Have you ever been unfathful to me?"

The wife was shocked. "What?"

"Look at our children."

She did. The eldest son was tall and blonde and handsome. The eldest daughter was tall and blonde and stunningly beautiful. The youngest daughter was tall and blonde and very pretty. But the youngest son looked nothing like his siblings; he was short and dark haired and quite ugly to look at.

"Katherine, tell me...is our youngest son truely mine? I wont judge you if he's not, for you have given me the best years of my life."

"Tom I promise you," she sobbed, "He really is your son."

"Thank you." Tom smiled, and then he died happy.

Katherine dried her tears and kissed him goodbye. "Thank God you didnt ask about the other three."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    YES . I have heard it before and always crack up when I hear it. I tell it to people to warn them not to ask a question you don't really want the answers to . 5 stars for that joke. But in my joke , she says yes and then says the others aren't . that is the warning Don't ask if the question is not one you want to know .............LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    6/10

  • 1 decade ago

    I knew where this was going halfway through the joke! To be precise ,"he was short and dark haired and quite ugly to look at."

    Obvious, but still funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha I thought he was going to ask about the other 3 lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nope.

    No, that isn't funny at all.

    Its kind of like, "Oh, I get it" *Fake chuckle*

    Peace and Love to All

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha it's cute but prob. hard to explain in person.. and kinda wrong since he's dying lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha wow. I have heard that before. I think it is funny ;-)

  • 1 decade ago

    good for a chuckle

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahhahaha thats hilarious ... wow thank u i was having such a down day but ahaha!! :)

  • 1 decade ago

    haha yea its pretty funny

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