Funniest thing said by a little kid?
Two girls were arguing. They were like 6-7.
Girl1: Your wrong, only daddies have p*nises.
Girl2: No, mommies have them too.
They go back and forth for a little while until Girl2 says "Ya-huh, my mommy has a p*nis, it's purple and it goes buzzzz"
Another kid was walking into the waiting room and said (seriously) "Hey everybody! My daddy has a big hair P*nis. I saw it in the shower. Show em, dad!" His dad just about fainted.
I was in McDonald's with my aunt and her kids. And this Black guy in Army fatigues walks in and her son(4) says,loudly "Look Mommy! A Black G.I. Joe!" His sister was so embarrassed she ran out of the restaurant.
What are your stories?