Funniest thing said by a little kid?
I used to volunteer at a Children's hospital so I heard a lot of things.
Two girls were arguing. They were like 6-7.
Girl1: Your wrong, only daddies have p*nises.
Girl2: No, mommies have them too.
They go back and forth for a little while until Girl2 says "Ya-huh, my mommy has a p*nis, it's purple and it goes buzzzz"
Another kid was walking into the waiting room and said (seriously) "Hey everybody! My daddy has a big hair P*nis. I saw it in the shower. Show em, dad!" His dad just about fainted.
I was in McDonald's with my aunt and her kids. And this Black guy in Army fatigues walks in and her son(4) says,loudly "Look Mommy! A Black G.I. Joe!" His sister was so embarrassed she ran out of the restaurant.
What are your stories?
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Daddy is the ruler of the family, until grandma comes along, he becomes on of us,
- chatrbox424Lv 61 decade ago
I have a couple, first off my 7 year old son told me out of the blue that he knew what a condom was and I had one in my jacket pocket....I was mortified ( I do not carry condoms by the way) and told him to bring it to me. He proceeded to bring me a tampon slap it down on my desk and say see I told you so. Whew.....what a relief :)
second, in discussing how wrong it is to drink and drive when you have four wheels under you much less two (referring to motorcycles parked at a bar) my youngest son (6 years) stated he completely agreed because how could they drink and drive without cup holders? Oh the innocence of a child lol :)
I could go on and on but those are two that really stand out for me.
- RaeLv 44 years ago
Took kids on an excursion on a container ship in Sydney Harbour. Walking past a door called "Sailor's Mess". Girl asked what was in there. Sailor leading us said go have a look. She went in and came out and said, "Not very messy in there at all."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I used to take my nephew on a little train in a tourist thing and he looked at a guy in front of us and said, "Uncle, why is that man so fat?" the guy's wife busted up laughing and I told him not to say things like that.
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- 1 decade ago
Little 3 year old: Are those your real teeth?
To this woman with horribly crooked teeth
I was with the little girl. I was so embarrased.
- Ay Pey BayLv 41 decade ago
there was a lil kid in the back seat of the car and he saw a cop car and said
"aw shoot there go the po po. Imma put my hands up like this. like this." he was putting his hands up like that.
he was 4 or 5 wen it happened. so funny.
- T.M.Lv 61 decade ago
Haha! That's so funny!
My neice. She's 6. We're drinking milk and she randomly shouts:
"Milk comes out of the cows uterus right?"
I about died.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
probably, when i was in 5th grade...waaaaaaaay back, i was there and i had a 1rst grade buddy and like the map was out..and it was the united states (where i am) and like Indiana was there, and she pointed and she was all like, whoaaaaaa India!!!!!!!
- ennnkiLv 51 decade ago
ok i was with my lil cousin who is like 5 (girl)
this girl walked bywith huge breast and then she shouts to her those are so fake ***** unlike mine!!!
i unno where she got that from
- Marygoroun(d)Lv 61 decade ago
My nephew is 4 and when his baby sister cries because she is hungry, you ask my nephew why she is crying he says "cause she wants the boob!"