Rotter old bean, am surprised you even have to ask with your wicked reputation. Simply remind the twins that, beautiful as they are, they are still only hired help, and without a title or some old money behind them, they are simply eye candy there to provide a bit of rumpy pumpy fun.
That will soon put them in their place and rather than being deported back to Sweden in the middle of winter, I am sure they will find it in their delightfully nymphomaniac little bodies to join in the fun.
I suggest a few bottles of non-vintage Krug and a game of naked twister to break the ice, followed by a long session in that wonderfully oversized jacuzzi of yours.
Toodle pip old chap and if you need a hand keeping the fillies in rein, just give me a call.
Have just read what that bounder Faversham wrote. What a cad!! To say I would ever go near Tesco, never mind buy that vinegar they call brandy!! Am off now to challenge him to a duel.
(did you know he wears the chambermaids pants when Lady Faversham is away by the way?)