BOOBS AND WILLES a funny one?

A family is at dinner.The son asks his father,

'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father,surprised,answers,'Well,son,a woman goes through three phases.

In her 20's a woman's boobs are like melons,round and firm.In her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still nice but hanging bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

Onions'? rep the boy.

'Yes, when you see them they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?'

'Well dear , a man goes through phases also.

In his 20's, his willy is like oak tree mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, its like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After 50 its like a Christmas tree.'

A christmas tree?' rep the daughter.

'YES---- dead from th Root up and the balls are just for decoration

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Ha Ha Ha, thats brilliant love it, everyone at work is looking at me funny now though, they think I'm laughing for no reason. Trusty old internet to the rescue from a boring boring friday at work thanks!

    x

  • 1 decade ago

    This makes one thing clear, that after 50s the balls, no matter big (in case of women) or small (as in case of men) are meant for decorative puposes.

    Incidentaly christmas is aproaching too, so guys enjoy!!!

    (this time with some innovation)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG Freakin Funny! Hilarious!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bloody hilarious!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats a really good one

  • 1 decade ago

    Very nice.I liked it. Have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Great one. I heard it before, but it always makes me laugh. cheers.

  • ??????
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very funny! lol Very good!

    Hope this helps!

  • Bezza
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Oh I did like that one.

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