"Yuri is like, totally ugly and smells like an asshole, it's totally gross. Go die.
Shut up. I've had it, go back to the Philippines and stay there (b*tch)"
Probably said in a really annoying nasal drawl, I've changed it a little to try to give it the same feel it does in the Japanese. It's not complimentary at all, but I think there's no harm in translating it on this site. I'm sure everyone here has heard
Edit: Yeah, I know the feel is still not quite right. But it's the closest I can put it. Does English even have words that would bring out the full feel? I think it's close enough anyway...