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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureLanguages · 1 decade ago

translate this japanese text to english please!?

Please translate this japanese text to english! Help! Please!

yuri wa busaiku de ketsu no ana no nioi ga shite kanari kimochiwarui. shine

damatte. mou i-kara philippine ni modottekonaide

Thank You So Much!

Update:

dmagic7. THIS IS JAPANESE..

PLEASE DONT TRANSLATE IT WITH ONLINE TRANSLATORS, I NEED A REAL JAPANESE

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  • 1 decade ago
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    "Yuri is like, totally ugly and smells like an asshole, it's totally gross. Go die.

    Shut up. I've had it, go back to the Philippines and stay there (b*tch)"

    Probably said in a really annoying nasal drawl, I've changed it a little to try to give it the same feel it does in the Japanese. It's not complimentary at all, but I think there's no harm in translating it on this site. I'm sure everyone here has heard

    worse.

    Edit: Yeah, I know the feel is still not quite right. But it's the closest I can put it. Does English even have words that would bring out the full feel? I think it's close enough anyway...

  • 1 decade ago

    De ketsu the analog of busaiku of wa of the lily which is not not kimochiwarui of kanari of shite of nioi ga there with that. Thing and damatte which shine and the coming and come and come. modottekonaide of the mou Ikara Philippines NI

    Source(s): my attempts to use bable fish on this, didint work that well
  • Diane
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Yaaay! Another Japanese fan! If you're trying to figure out how to say it, you can translate it into japanese characters, and then look up the characters here. The only problem is that It's hard to find kanji for them. Hope it helps!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I sent the translation to your e-mail. I'm afraid it's not complimentary. That person is not your friend.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ゆり わ ぶさいく で けつ の あな の におい が して かなり きもちわるい. しね

    Ok, I turned it into REAL japanese now I am turning it to English hold up!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

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