Is this a valid excuse to gouge my eyes out?

I am currently burnt out from taking too many classes and want a break. I am considering causing myself an eye injury to break free from my homework. It seems to me this would be a very valid excuse to not do my homework. Other potential perks are getting an aide to help me, a cute guide dog and not having to worry... show more I am currently burnt out from taking too many classes and want a break. I am considering causing myself an eye injury to break free from my homework. It seems to me this would be a very valid excuse to not do my homework. Other potential perks are getting an aide to help me, a cute guide dog and not having to worry about what I look like or anyone else. The downside would be temporary of permanent blindness.
Opinions please.
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