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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentElections · 1 decade ago

I heard Obama was born in Kenya and is also suspected of assasinating President Garfield? Are these rumors ?

true? I saw them in a chain mail, which is a pretty reliable source.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The one about Kenya is false. However, Obama was personally responsible for the Garfield assassination.

  • You got it mixed up, silly: that was a SnewzFlash from the good folks at FauX and somehow -- I know, hard to believe!!! -- they even got THAT wrong: he was WEARING chain-mail when he offed Garfield. Then he fast-forwarded to Kenya, found a phone booth, changed out of his magic cape, then was re-born of a virgin (actually, he looked in Alaska first, but there weren't any virgins there...). It is also true that he is half-black or half-white, depending on the time of day or night and whether it's Hannity or Limbaugh reading the news.... while drinking "O'Reilly's Thought-Control KoolAid."

    Try to keep up, man, these online rumors sprout up faster than pot on the Manson Ranch.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He was not born in Kenya but the assassination of President Garfield is still a possibility.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have read from Republicans here on y/a that

    Obama is a Non American African Christian Muslim Messiah Anti Christ Socialist Liberal Communist Nazi Fascist racist.

    It is amazing how one person could be all these titles.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, I know he assassinated President Garfield. That is terrible. I like cats.

  • 1 decade ago

    Its true but the chain mail I got said he had help from his best friends Bill Aires and Osama Bin Laden.

  • 1 decade ago

    If Obama was not born in Kenya, then his grandmother, whom he loved very much, is a liar. If she was a liar and he learned a lot from her does that mean he has that trait?

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, these are rumors. Obama was born in Mercury and Garfield died of indigestion... Too much lasagna.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh yes, I saw it on Fox so it must be true. I heard he lost his birth certificate so Fox News has taken him to court to have him arrested.

  • 1 decade ago

    Garfield was assassinated? Who'd gun down a cat in cold blood? My God, what's this country coming to...

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