You got it mixed up, silly: that was a SnewzFlash from the good folks at FauX and somehow -- I know, hard to believe!!! -- they even got THAT wrong: he was WEARING chain-mail when he offed Garfield. Then he fast-forwarded to Kenya, found a phone booth, changed out of his magic cape, then was re-born of a virgin (actually, he looked in Alaska first, but there weren't any virgins there...). It is also true that he is half-black or half-white, depending on the time of day or night and whether it's Hannity or Limbaugh reading the news.... while drinking "O'Reilly's Thought-Control KoolAid."
Try to keep up, man, these online rumors sprout up faster than pot on the Manson Ranch.