Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Yo momma challenge. [read]?

I will choose the winner.

the winner gets 10 stars? hey why not easy stars?

gimmie your best yo momma joke.

heres mine

yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip she kicked jesus.

39 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a chinesse phone book.

    sorry i put three :S

  • 4 years ago

    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo momma's so ugly and obnoxious, even Helen Keller couldn't stand to be around her.

    A yo momma joke and a Helen Keller joke all in one. Can't beat that.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama so ugly her face started the great depression

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  • J.D.S.
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks is "Wookie."

    You mama is so fat that when she was in school, she sat next to everyone.

    Yo mama is so fat that she was baptized in the Pacific ocean.

    Yo mama is so fat that when she fell into The Grand Canyon she got stuck.

    Source(s): Source:- My question about "Yo mama" jokes and the generous people who answered my question. I love 'em.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo momma is so stupid she had you

    yo momma is so fat that God has to sleep in the room next door just to take care of her

    yo momma is so ugly that makes oprah look sexy

  • :)
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    yo mama like a television;; even a two year old can turn her on

    You liked that yo mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

  • 1 decade ago

    yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it

  • Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down, the Grand Canyon happened!

    Yo mama's so ugly that blind men have to cover their eyes!

    Yo mama's so fat that she went outside to jog in a red jumpsuit and all the kids said "its the Kool-Aid man!!!"

    Source(s): haha
  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

    Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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