would santa get mad if I leave him some slim fast along with a nutritional snack bar?

I think he could lose some weight, maybe that way he could fit better through the chimney and give me my presents faster...

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  • yoyo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    he should be thankful if you do...and I will leave him a ceasar salad with low fat dressing.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol, nice idea. Maybe throw in a few carrots for the reindeer :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes.

    He would give you coal.

    Or if youre fat too, he'll give you a Weight Watchers card thingy.

  • 1 decade ago

    He stores up all year for his one night of work. He loses it all then and has to start over!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think if you did that he'd shart by your face while you were sleeping and leave his soiled underwear on your head.

  • unix
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    CELERY! dangling over a moving treadmill!

  • 1 decade ago

    Works for me I'm leaving him carrots.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your not getting that XBOX 360 then.

  • Pat
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hope you enjoy the second hand socks he leaves you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I really dont think he is particular about what he eats. His belly speaks for itself. lol

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