Anonymous asked in Science & MathematicsBiology · 1 decade ago

Can the human brain have evolved from a clump of oatmeal?

Because oats have been here way longer than popele have and i think they might have evolved into a clump of oatmeal that turned into lobes and other stuff that looked like a brain. then maybe a gorilla ate some and it mixed up with the gorilla brain and made it smarter and then they invented clothes and cars and became people.

4 Answers

  • HI
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Most likely not, If you eat oats, it goes to your stomach, not your brain.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you are exactly right, that is exactly how it happend...well not exactly, the gorillas then figured out a way to create a propulsion system utilizing their flatulence. they then flew to the moon and they still reside there today

  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like you have precisely figured your evolution out.

  • 1 decade ago

    satire is supposed to slightly resemble the object of ridicule, isn't it? failure.

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