Who here is/believes in vampires?

if you are a vampire plz email me at bananabooforyou@yahoo.com if you believe in them thanks:D i love to talk about them they rock lol and if you want to talk to me cool! thanks for not being rude people who weren't!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I am one, but i've never done bad things.

    Some people assume that vampires are bad for the stuff they do, but its not really that.

    All it is, is that we like to take a bit of energy from you or blood because we need it more than people do.

    Message me if you like?

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny how the vampires you are talking about were essentially invented by Anne Rice in Interview With a Vampire. So since you're talking about belief and disbelief would that mean you actually believe this work of fiction is true? Essentially what you're doing is worshiping a book, like bible worship, but much more pathetic.

    There's no such thing as real vampires. Just goth kids with too much time on their hands.

  • 1. There are no real vampires. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.

    2. Vampires do not exist. Period. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a bolus called chyme. It then passes into the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body - a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.

    3. IMPORTANT - A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood - it's the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway - it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.

    4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any "real" vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo.

    5. These humans that affect the whole "vampiric lifestyle" are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword - I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called "vampires" are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume - it does not make you a vampire.

    6. Also, if a vampire has to (per my earlier example) feed at least once a day, and if this results in a new vampire every time (per the original legends) then the original vampire creates 365 offspring in just 1 year. The first one he creates then sires 364 more that year, and the second sires 363, and so on and so forth, do the math - almost a million vampires in the first year alone! Reproducing at an exponential rate, even with today's global population, they would totally convert every human on the planet in less than five year's time! (In 1 week's time alone that would be 35 vampires, and by the end of the 2nd week there would be 7 more for each of the 35, for a total of 245 plus another 34 for the new ones, or a grand total at the end of 14 days of 279 vampires!) This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam's Razor - which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no "vampiric plague" swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don't exist.

    7. Point of clarification about "vampire" bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.

    8. There is no scientific proof of psychic abilities, telepathy, energy transfer, empathic conduits, auras, etc. etc. ad nauseum. All such claims that have been tested in controlled situations have been proven false, or at best inconclusive. Anyone claiming any different better have the scientific proof to back it up.

    Source(s): I am a Nurse, utilizing applied medical knowledge. Open any Med/Surg manual and read the chapter on Digestion.
  • 1 decade ago

    If you really knew what a real vampire was, You would know that a real vampire is one of the most secretive creatures that has ever walked on the face of this earth... For they are one of the most evil and vile creatures that we have the misfortune of every Knowing about their existences..... And if you think for one Second that they are capable of turning you into another vampire I recommend you forget that nonsense now.. And if you think that drinking the blood of a vampire will turn you that is another fairy tale you should make an effort to forget..... For all any demonic vampire can offer a human being is death by evisceration...... And your death may not be quick as it drains you of your life's blood..........

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, vampires are real, but they're not like what fictional books have attributed them to be. Blood drinking vampires are probably not real. There's less proof of these than of psychic vampires, who feed off of the natural energy your body puts off in the form of your aura. They can still be very dangerous, however, especially the ones who don't know their nature, meaning it's possible for someone to be a vampire and not know it.

    Psychic vampires are usually the sort of people who intentionally piss you off, and then leave you feeling physically and emotionally drained. It can take a few days to recover from this sort of attack, but as far as I know, they can't kill you. I think the general rule is that they can only take as much energy from you as to leave both you and the vampire at the same energy level. For more information on real vampires, I would suggest you read a book called "Vampires: The Occult Truth", written by a man named Konstantinos. He's also written many books on the nature of the occult, including the practice of Nocturnal Witchcraft. His books aren't very expensive, and they're exceedingly informative on all forms of vampirism. Happy hunting and good luck.

    Source(s): you can E-Mail me at the following E-Mail address: Hexxed1.0@gmail.com Vampires: The Occult Truth written by Konstantinos
  • 1 decade ago

    Vampires you're calling for them

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    show me a dragon and ill show u a vampire

  • 1 decade ago

    ive recently been told that i'm a psycic vampire by numerous people, so i guess i m, but i believed be4 that

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, vampires are cool. But no they aren't real. Please, please, please people, get your heads out of your arses. We all loved Twilight and Bram Stocker is pretty rad too, but seriously, none of it is real. Do your research.

    Source(s): Let's go A's!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *raises hand*

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