Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesTheater & Acting · 1 decade ago

Any funny monologues?

Does anyone know a website or a specific monologue that's funny?

It should be fairly short - under 3 min

2 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    That depends on your age, gender and what you are going for.

    Google monologues you can find some very interesting and yes funny monologues. Just be specific about what you want.

    For example google:

    Teen Female Funny Monologues.

    Good luckkk

  • 4 years ago

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