Whats your favorite joke :D ?

A joke that made you laugh the hardest?

And put your sun, and venus signs.

Update:

Sorry, I'm posting a lot of random questions right now in the Horoscope section :X lol I'll ask a real astrology question in just a few minutes :-)

Update 2:

My favorite joke -

A woman was getting on the bus with her child and the bus driver said "M'am, that is one ugly looking baby.."

"How rude of you!" said the woman.. She sat down in the back of the bus. She noticed she was sitting next to a man, and told him "That bus driver just called my baby ugly!"

"Oh god! Thats horrible!" said the man "You should give him a piece of your mind"

"You're right!" said the woman. "I'm gonna do that right now!"

The man replied "Good for you girl! Here, let me hold your monkey for you.."

Update 3:

Gemini sun

Cancer venus

Update 4:

LMAO @ Henrycom!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "Your moms so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon"

    And "Your moms so ugly she made a blind man cry"

    Source(s): Lol momma jokes are hilarious, but they get old, liek these 2, god the first time i hear di was cracking up, but now it's like ehh. Sun:Taurus Venus:Aries
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well the joke i use the most is when i go to a store and buy a lot of small objects and they ask me "Do you need a bag?" i always respond "No thank you i juggle" :-D

    Here is a real joke

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

    Sun Virgo

    Venus Leo

  • Pixie
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner!

    Sorry. That was my very first joke I told when I was just 6 years old.

    Scorpio, Venus in Aquarius.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Omg hon... i am still vegeting and stuff LOL Um, i cheat just a little.

    Ooops...the joke.

    "They stopped a dude at the airport for giving bread to the airplanes."

    He though they were big birds LOL

    Source(s): Aquarius - lov to laugh and joke LOL -
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  • 1 decade ago

    Your mom so fat, the kichen has a restaining order against her

  • 1 decade ago

    umm lets see...

    What is a pig doing in the kitchen?

    makin' bacon'

    hahaa i love that one its from a laffy taffy and i read it and couldn't stop laughing

    also no offense to blonds...

    BRUNETTE:

    i was listening to eminem last night..

    BLONDE:

    you were listening to candy?!

    haha

    Source(s): Cacner Sun
  • .
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    "Your mom- rated "E" for everyone."

    LOL!

    ...just kidding =/

    Virgo Sun and Venus.

    -_-

  • 1 decade ago

    Your mom is so fat that every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! =] That one always makes me laugh.

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