Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

are you excited to get married one day (last one i promise)?

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob

suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.

'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'Says Jacob

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All shapes, speeds and sizes.'

Jacob ponders for a while and asks finally......... "Don't suppose you have a registry here ?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Star for you!!

    Hate to admit, as I chuckle, That registry is beginning to fit my life style...

    She says as she takes back the star and the chuckle!!!!!

    Phffff....Who do you think you are busting my bubble n' all??????????

    Source(s): You do deserve a lot of punctuation.....=))
  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Wow, your on a roll tonight! Great idea registry at the pharmacy!

  • Gringo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Good chuckle

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah sure im excited to get married-someday. i think its gunna be sweet

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHA FUNNY

  • Mera
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Love it Word!!! Star for you! And please don't stop. ;)

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