how to open a portal to hell?

Question

how do you open a portal to hell

Update:

this is no joke how do you realy do it

Answer 1

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Complain and you open a door for the devil to work in your life.

Go ahead. Try it.

Answer 2

There is no Hell you are looking for. The Jewish traditions of heaven and hell and the doctrine of devils as recorded in the Hebrew scriptures, while founded on the lingering traditions of Lucifer and Caligastia, were principally derived from the Zoroastrians during the times when the Jews were under the political and cultural dominance of the Persians. Zoroaster, like the Egyptians, taught the "day of judgment," but he connected this event with the end of the world.

How ever if you try hard enough this life can be Hell on Earth.

Source(s): Page 1050-2 http://www.urantia.org/papers/paper95.html

Answer 3

The wish is father to the Deed. You have read Dante, right.

"He woke in Hell to share eternity with his wish"

Answer 4

I don't know, but if you succeed I hope you venture inside and never return. Or at least never return to YA

Answer 5

Get married

Answer 6

oija boards are very affective...

pendulums

but I do not recommend this! you are asking for a heap of trouble you will not be able to fight.

Answer 7

Just go knock on the churches door. Someone will let you in. lol

Answer 8

Vote for Obama.

Answer 9

One moment prease.. I asking my wive.

( I no joking either)

Answer 10

If you're not in heaven, you're already in hell.