I am smarter than most people?
After all these drugs I've taken, I'd say I'm about average.
If I found $100 in the street I would keep it?
I normally sleep past 9am on my days off?
More like always.
I wish I looked like one of my friends?
No, I'm pretty happy with the way I look.
If I can upsize my popcorn for 25 cents I will?
Yes, but I almost never eat popcorn.
I sometimes have erotic dreams?
Almost never. Can't understand why.
I will honk my horn at other drivers?
I don't drive.
I wish I was a millionaire?
And then some.
The trash doesn't get taken out until trash day?
Sometimes not until the following week.
I get angry with stupid people?
Sometimes, but they can't help being stupid.
I could do my bosses job?
Isn't that why they hire us? To do the job for them? How hard is it to sit around and do nothing?
I will not go outside without combing my hair?
I never comb or brush my hair.
I wish I looked as good as a supermodel?
I love fast food?
I love grilled cheese sandwiches.
I often check out the *** of members of the opposite sex?
If their eyes don't get me, nothing does.
I stay in my sleep clothes all day until I have to go somewhere?
If I bothered to wear anything to bed, yes. About half the time, I stay in jammies even if I decide to go out. I just don't care.
I sometimes get mad when co workers do stupid things?
I get exasperated, but I try to control my anger when I'm not drinking.
I day dream about sexual situations a lot?
Only when I can't sleep at night.
I have been in a fight with someone before?
Physical fight? Only with cousins. And that was over 25 years ago.
I hate to hear bad things about my work?
I want to be as popular as Oprah Winfrey?
Maybe just as rich. I can only handle being so popular before I have an episode.
When going out for the night I normally eat out?
Unless I fill up on drinks.
I watch more than 3 hours of TV a night?
More like six.
I didn't donate anything to charity last year?
To different animal charities.
If I see a stranger I like I try to imagine them in their underwear?
I would rather eat candy than fruit?
Depends on the time of day. I like healthy foods during the day and chocolate in the evening.
I would love to kiss one of my friends boyfriend/girlfriend?
No, just my ex. And I will, the next time I run into him!
I normally don't give money to bums on the street?
Maybe about 10% of the time. And I don't consider all homeless people to be bums.
I would rather eat out than cook?
I hate to cook.
I have cheated to get what I wanted before?
I love to cheat. I don't care about winning or losing, as long as I'm having fun playing the game.
I have been known to yell at people?
I seem to yell at some guy every time I have a drink! My reputation precedes me. When I walk into the bar, guys say to each other, "Don't talk to her. She's mean."
I like people to flirt with me?
Sometimes. I like to be the one to make the moves. Otherwise, someone might regret trying to impress me.
I often have dessert with my meal?
Usually after or instead of.
I want to drive a nicer car?
I'm not sure I want to drive at all.
I look good in my underwear?
I don't usually bother with underwear.