WHY DID HE?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?
why DID the chicken cross the road????? most creative answer wins!
- laura dLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Here’s a little lighthearted political humor:
Why did the chicken cross the road???
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country
gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, ....alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay,
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra.#@&&^(C%..........reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
- 1 decade ago
As a follower of Barack Obama, the chicken wanted "change" in his life, so he decided to take a risk and cross the road. However, upon reaching the other side, he realized that John McCain's platform also focuses on change, and that in reality he was pandering to the wishes of McCain, who the chicken was truly against. So he decided to cross the road again, but unfortunately he was hit by Joe the Plumber, who was driving on the way to meet a client, representing that those who try to follow a particular candidate based on their platform will only end up confused and dead in the middle of the road. (Minus that last part...)
- 1 decade ago
he crossed the road because he is running away from the purple people eaters, but when he got to the other side he released that it was purple PEOPLE eater not a chocolate CHICKEN eater. On the side of the road he was on there were chocolate chicken eaters so he ran to the other side and then there also was more chocolate chicken eaters so he ran till he was in the middle of the road and then a truck came and the chicken ducked and grabbed the truck and he was saved
- 1 decade ago
The chicken never moved the road is trying to frame him
- How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
She was trying to rally her fellow chickens to help her dominate the world by overtaking the roads in an effort to slow and stop human movement! My God, it's working! AHH!
- 1 decade ago
coz he wanted to draw crosses on the road. . . chicken have nothing else to do.. they just cockuDOODLE..
- 1 decade ago
Because he wanted to spread Christianity.
- Ellise <3Lv 41 decade ago
i have no idea but i would like to know y everyone is calling this chicken a he
CHICKENS ARE GIRLS!!!!
the male version of a chicken is a ROOSTER
- Over the EdgeLv 41 decade ago
Because a demon dragon was selling donuts for 5 cents on the other side... Little did he know that they were SOUL-SUCKING DONUTS!!!
- leazngurlLv 51 decade ago
because he didn't want to cross the ocean