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why DID the chicken cross the road????? most creative answer wins!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Here’s a little lighthearted political humor:

    Why did the chicken cross the road???

    BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a

    change! The chicken wanted change!

    JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he

    recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the

    chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little

    chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified

    to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country

    gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really

    isn't about me.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.

    We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.

    The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the

    satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your

    definition of chicken?

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now

    against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the

    chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black

    chickens.

    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to

    do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his

    current problems before adding new problems.

    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is

    why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken

    learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm

    going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the

    road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can

    see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was

    going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs

    when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

    Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been

    told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, ....alone.

    JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the

    plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,

    that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay,

    too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination

    that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like

    'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as

    plain and as simple as that.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

    Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be

    listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming

    story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to

    accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads

    together, in peace.

    BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross

    roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance

    your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.

    This new platform is much more stable and will never cra.#@&&^(C%..........reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

  • 1 decade ago

    As a follower of Barack Obama, the chicken wanted "change" in his life, so he decided to take a risk and cross the road. However, upon reaching the other side, he realized that John McCain's platform also focuses on change, and that in reality he was pandering to the wishes of McCain, who the chicken was truly against. So he decided to cross the road again, but unfortunately he was hit by Joe the Plumber, who was driving on the way to meet a client, representing that those who try to follow a particular candidate based on their platform will only end up confused and dead in the middle of the road. (Minus that last part...)

  • 1 decade ago

    he crossed the road because he is running away from the purple people eaters, but when he got to the other side he released that it was purple PEOPLE eater not a chocolate CHICKEN eater. On the side of the road he was on there were chocolate chicken eaters so he ran to the other side and then there also was more chocolate chicken eaters so he ran till he was in the middle of the road and then a truck came and the chicken ducked and grabbed the truck and he was saved

    The End

  • 1 decade ago

    The chicken never moved the road is trying to frame him

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    She was trying to rally her fellow chickens to help her dominate the world by overtaking the roads in an effort to slow and stop human movement! My God, it's working! AHH!

  • coz he wanted to draw crosses on the road. . . chicken have nothing else to do.. they just cockuDOODLE..

  • 1 decade ago

    Because he wanted to spread Christianity.

  • 1 decade ago

    i have no idea but i would like to know y everyone is calling this chicken a he

    CHICKENS ARE GIRLS!!!!

    the male version of a chicken is a ROOSTER

  • 1 decade ago

    Because a demon dragon was selling donuts for 5 cents on the other side... Little did he know that they were SOUL-SUCKING DONUTS!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    because he didn't want to cross the ocean

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