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Funny Questions To Ponder...?

Choose to answer some or all... if ur rli bored And post your replies.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Can you daydream at night?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

Can crop circles be square?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Can animals commit suicide?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

How fast do hotcakes sel

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Great List. Because I'm bored, I'm going to answer them even though they are rhetorical:

    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Its a burger joint. Why doesn't Taco Bell sell burgers?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    Both!

    What is Satan's last name?

    Satan-Sataniel, in Christianity as Lucifer, though most angels are never given a last name.

    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Thats like a urinologist watching you pee instead of just testing your urine. Its common courtesy as undressing is awkward for some people.

    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

    Ankle, foot, nub, or finger.

    If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

    Nope

    Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

    -Good Question! They picked the wrong name.

    If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

    -Disregarding the heat and atmospheric pressure, if you were to survive withouth hitting the sides you would emerge from the other end and be pulled back down until your momentum gave out and trapped you at the center.

    If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

    -Usually there are no refunds, gaurantees or warranties on coffins, depends on the retailer.

    If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

    -This counts as suspsicious behavor and would not help your case in determing your innocence. You would probably be charged as guilty.

    Do they bury people with their braces on?

    -Yes. Orthodontists are the ones who remove them, however on a dead specimen they don't unless requested, of course for a fee. Thats when he because a mortician, lol.

    How far east can you go before you're heading west?

    -Unlike North and South which have definitive beginnings and ends, you can travel east or west infinitely.

    How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing

    confusion?

    -They advertise their space in ads.

    Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

    -Others! Do doctors perform their own surgeries?

    If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

    -You can't only catch half. If its caught, its caught, and therefore wouldn't constitute as a homerun, but an out.

    If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

    -No, but for public intoxication. This really only applies in Mexico, as a flight from any other country would be long enough to sober you up.

    Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

    -They're idiots

    If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

    -.......

    Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

    -Because everyone is always wrong, not you.

    If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

    -I agree, however pro and con aren't used as prefixes in progress or congress. That would mean that 'gress' is the root word, which it isn't.

    Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

    -No fcuking clue.

    If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

    -Nope. You don't have to lose your virginity to a man. She would just be a virgin to male-female sex, like some people are virgins at sky diving.

    If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

    -Yep. However, thats not a lawfully punishable crime.

    Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

    -Nope. Is it rude to speak when you are holding a sandwich?

    If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

    -You're an idiot for waiting to renew it on the last minute and letting it expire.

    What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

    -All ketchup is fancy. Selling gimmick.

    If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

    -Nope, on the internet.

    Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

    -Because Tonto isn't a ranger. Lone Ranger is the only ranger!

    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

    -When your optimistic.

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    -Its hair on your face...

    If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

    -If the baby's legs come out first you have worse problems then deciding his birthday. Also, the babies birthdate isn't determined until he is full out.

    In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

    -He was never referring to the 'pony'. He stuck a feather in hit cap[hat] and called it macaroni. He was calling his hat macaroni, which at the time in the 18th century meant fashionable.

    Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

    -Would it matter?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    -Its hard to bake a round loaf of bread, but the meat could be cut into squares I suppose.

    Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

    -Yes, look it up.

    Can you daydream at night?

    -Thats when you have regular dreams.

    Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

    -Same reason the F and J key on the homerow of your keyboard do. To find it without looking.

    Can crop circles be square?

    -Yes

    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

    -They don't exist

    Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

    -Not legal. Its obstruction of traffic. Also, your car only has one gear in reverse limiting your speed to around 20mph, slowing down everyone around you.

    When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

    -Yes.

    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

    The extract comes from the vanilla bean, which is brown. Vanilla ice cream is white because of the milk and cream. Only small amounts of vanilla flavoring are used.

    Can animals commit suicide?

    -Yes. Lemming suicides are a myth however stampedes have been known to hurl themselves over cliffs, though they do not understand it as ending their life.

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

    -Animals are harder to regrow than plants....

    If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

    -He would be rushed to another operating room, and a backup doctor would be called.

    How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

    -Stupid english language.

    Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

    -The print on the outside facing side would dimish from the sun, actually making them look worse.

    When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

    -They are both considered grooms unless otherwise requested to be called bride. You may kiss, I presume.

    Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

    -Two totally different saying, just mean the same thing. There are millions more of these.

    Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

    -Sheltered people made up this rhyme for kids who though the original (beans beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart) was innappropriate.

    If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

    -Figure of speech. "It was so funny I almost died laughing."

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    -Money grows on plants. The cotton plant to be exact. This question is moot.

    Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

    -The shape they are cut into looks like a peanut.

    Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

    -Eggs have been around long before the Easter Bunny, traditionally, Orthodox Easter eggs are dyed red to represent the blood of Christ, shed on the Cross, and the hard shell of the egg symbolized the sealed Tomb of Christ—the cracking of which symbolized his resurrection from the dead. They added the bunny for a cute symbol.

    Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

    -Depends on how many seats they need.

    Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

    -The name was meant to suggest western hospitality.

    Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

    -Someone who gives care and someone who takes care of you. Another English oxymoron.

    Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

    -Yes, another figure of speech.

    If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairn

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    Interesting Questions To Ponder

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    5 years ago

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    Funny Questions To Ponder...?

    Choose to answer some or all... if ur rli bored And post your replies.

    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    What is Satan's last name?

    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Where does the toetag go on...

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

    - No you would just die

    How far east can you go before you're heading west?

    - you will never be heading west unless you turn around and go the other way

    Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

    - doesnt change the direction it gives it more speed

    If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

    - no beause those words have nothing to do with each other or their opposites

    If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

    - the baby isnt considered born untill the body is all the way out so it would be whatever day the whole body came out

    In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

    - haha good question.. ive always wondered this

    Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

    - umm yea it is in there.. why wouldnt it be in there.. its still a word isnt it

    How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

    - its improving on the older version of whatever it was

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? cause there fris taste so good

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? BOTH

    What is Satan's last name? uh idk

    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.- because idk... they dont know you like that?

    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?-uh... there fingers?

    If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?- ...

    Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? ...

    Source(s): idk thats how far i got
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cow cant be refrigerated because it is too big for the refrigerator and the milk stays good inside the cow's body.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I didn't even bother to read it its too much for my brain......hahaehe*faint, then falls out of chair*

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