Okay? so jo bro's or no jo bro's? :D please answer?
1)Can you cry underwater?
2)How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
3)Do penguins have knees?
4)Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
5)How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
6)What shape is the sky?
7)Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
8)In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
9)If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
1O)Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
11)Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
12)Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
13)Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
14)Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
15)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?