Joke:Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup??

u can roast beef but u cant PEE soup!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

star if u think its a retarded joke********

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    ............. -100 stars

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha I heard that yesterday, but I forgot where? Wasn't it the New Wizards of Waverly place episode? Anyways you get a star!! haha

  • Tigger
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You can Tune a Piano, But you Can't Tune A Fish (Tuna Fish)

    Check below you, I think I won :) Grins

  • 1 decade ago

    Men and women.

    Roast beef you chew.

    Pea soup you suck.

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  • Oh my god I am laughing so hard right now!! Not because it was funny but because that was like the worst joke in the history of worst jokes!!LOL!!

  • 1 decade ago

    OK! You get a gold star for that one! lol.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Lame and not funny! Sorry!

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