Can you describe an imaginary argument between Richard Simmons & Pee-wee Herman?

Now, what in the world could those two boys be fighting about...?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Richard Simmons (RS): Pee-wee. I love your Play House, but you're teaching kids how to make ice cream soup. You should be showing them how to love their vegetables.

    Pee-wee (PW): Nobody's ever gonna teach kids to love vegetables.

    RS: Pee-Wee, you're being obstinate.

    PW: I'm rubber. You're glue. Bounce off me and stick to you.

    [Doorbell rings. Pee-Wee answers it, and the buxom, beautiful, Miss Yvonne walks in.]

    PW: Oh, Miss Yvonne, you are the most beautiful woman who ever lived.

    RS: I think she's got a little junk in the trunk, Pee Wee. Now, with my Deal-a-Meal, we could have her slimmed down into a Hollywood size 1 in no time. Or into a healthy size 12 for a Midwestern girl. Right now I think that trunk could use some Sweatin' to the Oldies.

    PW: Miss Yvonne, you're so beautiful. Why would Richard want to change you?

    Miss Yvonne (MY): Oh, now Pee-wee, we all know Richard is a little weird, cuz he won't come out till his mama dies. 'Doesn't want her to know he's gay. That little living lie always puts a crick in someone's get-along.

    I don't know where this argument is going, so I'll stop now.

    RS:

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why? Are they fighting over something? It would be quite comical to watch! Pee-wee all getting up in Richard's face until Richard starts crying! I'd PAY to see it!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Richard: Come on Pee-Wee lets sweat to the oldies!

    Pee-Wee: Good idea. Is it playing in a dark enough theater?

    LOL

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  • Arsay
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Oh my. I don't know what they would fight about, but I'm getting my popcorn ready and I'm reserving the front row seat to see the action go down.

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  • 1 decade ago

    PeeWee: No. Me!!!

    Richard: No. Me!!!

    PeeWee: Now Richard. We both can't be on top.

    You figure out the rest.

    Source(s): Me, Myself & I
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  • 1 decade ago

    Shouldn't that be,Mee-mee Herman?!

    & Richard *Seemee*mons?!

    Hard one to call. I have no idea!

    Hairgel or straightners, Maybe?

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  • Tigger
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Which would be The Pitcher and Which would be The Receiver.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    eewwahh, now that will be in my head for the next hour....

    ( 1 hr. later ) blahh, i can still see them....((squeezes eyes shut!))

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    RS- Let go of my haaaaaiiiiirrrrrr!

    PW- My zipper is stuck!

    RS- It's hurting my HAIR!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think it would be too funny for words.

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