Who would win a game of Candyland between Paris Hilton Vs A Subway Sandwich? ?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    In an odd turn of events,the sandwich eats her and vomits citing the candy she ate was cocaine,then sues.Jared eats the candyland board out of frustration from eating nothing but sandwiches for too long.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Paris, because Jared would eat the Subway sandwich.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I remember you asked a question that was: Which is smarter, Paris Hilton or a Salami and Cheese sandwich?

    So what's with you and Paris Hilton and sandwiches? LOL

    Kind of funny though

  • 1 decade ago

    Paris doesn't stand a chance against the Subway sandwich, because Jared will be there!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sandwich. i thot it was pretty obvious.

    i mean, paris would pick up a card, not realizing its backwards, and sit there for hours looking for a white space on the board, while the sandwich's player piece blows in the wind to the finish line.....

  • 1 decade ago

    The sandwich...you paris hater.

  • 1 decade ago

    Subway sandwich! Those things are smart and delicious!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The sandwich. She'd get arrested halfway through.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmm..Imma go with the sammich.Mainly because Subway pwns all.

  • 1 decade ago

    the sandwich

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