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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Would you prefer a Chinese or a Japanese or a Jewish samurai?

Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.

A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"

And the Jewish samurai replies, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    LOL - LOL - LMaO

    That was a good one, and I have not heard it before. My husband will get a kick out of it, thanks for sharing!

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    Source(s): Orthodox Jewish woman
  • 4 years ago

    Japanese

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I met a couple of people who were both Japanese and Jewish one was a travel agent and the other was a nurse.

    Far as I know, neither one of them were inclined towards the samurai.

    If I ever run into either one again, I will pass this one on to them for their consideration.

  • 1 decade ago

    This has always been one of my favourite Jewish jokes :)

    Have a star!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I want a Jewish one....there can't be that many, so they'll bring a higher dollar on the collector's market when I sell him on ebay...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    How about a Japanese Sumo Wrestler?

    Source(s): oh I heard that one before, except they were all japanese samurais.
  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe i like that. have a star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehehehe

  • 1 decade ago

    very good!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL ...very good ...

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