! asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

funny stupid lame jokes . . . know any?!?!?

what are the lamest jokes u no of that are funny coz they're so lame?!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    i have a similar one to jordans mummy....

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side...!

    i love saying that because people aren't expecting that and say something else, but most people laugh, lame joke but very very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My silly Partner thinks it is funny when he says

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To play the electric triangle

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To pick up a dead elephant

    I think he is an idiot but i laugh because he laughs at himself EVERY TIME sad i know

  • 3 years ago

    truthfully no longer! right here is mine: SCORPIO (The Addict) truly attractive. clever likes to comedian tale. very solid humorousness. energetic. assume destiny. large kisser. consistently get what they %. beautiful. uncomplicated going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. being concerned.

  • 1 decade ago

    Two sausages were in a frying pan when one said ," It's pretty hot in here!" The other replied ,"HOLY ****!!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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  • 1 decade ago

    why did the orange stop in the middle of the road???

    he ran out of juice!!

  • 1 decade ago

    What's brown and sticky?

    >

    A stick.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    what animmal is never invited to a poker game?...A.) a cheetah!!. (get it?)...last one, what do fat chicks do on a Hot! summer?..................A.) They stink?..(get it?)..

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